(Warning! A Flash Flood Advisory has been issued to all women reading this poem!)


At first, we begin, to try to get to know each other
Suddenly tension tend, to start to grow for each other
We can’t hold it in, now we have show each other
It’s no more pretend, now we start to go for each other

As things materialize & temperatures start to rise
Our feelings we realize, as we look into each others eyes
I start to visualize, what lies between your thighs,
I grow to my real size & now you’re in for a surprise

Shifting gears like an automatic; let me be your mechanic
The electricity & static, got you mind running frantic
My smooth, romantic antics, calms & eases your panic
As my Big, Gigantic Titanic sinks into your Atlantic

Ocean, like I’ve got jet propulsion, so much motion, giving the notion
That I’m working with devotion, like I’m trying to earn a promotion
While I’m floating in the potion, their’s all kind of commotion
A potent explosion, you’re going into convulsions, expressing emotion & oozing out lotion

Lubricating the friction, from the repetition, of our constant collisions
Perfect precision, as we transition, to various & different positions
My intention on this expedition, is to have you moaning & seeing visions
As I continue on my mission, getting it, hitting it & splitting it, like I’m fresh out of prison

The clapping of cheeks, tap to the beat, of the mattress squeak
As I continue to swim the creek, until we both climax to reach our peak
Now you’re exhausted & weak, soaking the sheets, with liquid you leak
Can’t even speak, trembling in heat, the feeling’s unique

After only one round, you’re already lying down
Looking dumb found, your thoughts flying around
Quiet with out a sound, you’re crying & numb now,
Relaxed & unwound, waiting for your high to come down

(Now go get a fan, a towel & some ice, then go change!)