for my favorite hater who tries to emulate me...

i thought of you all day while i was strolling through the zoo
seen monkeys in a cage irate debating throwing poop
that must be that one mother fuckers long lost step brother
and the other getting smothered is his mother with her lover
i had to quickly look away with haste when i understood your pain
that mangy whores love was forced it was a chore from day to day
okay you want histories mysterious mysteries
heres a list of shit that'll piss your jeans
one month this dude lost his diary in the back of the bus
it was golden and broken open exposing too much stuff
it was gay as fuck written in blood with hearts and stars and such
it had a picture of me dapper and clean with Hello Kitty stickers stuck
(it went like this)
"Ah yes the first time we met as hard as i cry i cant seem to forget
but i tried, oh i lie! the air in his chest provides my next breath of life!
his eyes are like the moon at night blue as famous suede shoes that shine!
This dude is mine I'll booty grind his honky hide when i love him long time!"
HOLY SHIT! I knew it, now there's proof of your poop shoot amusement
I got wide eyed and died a bit inside "tonight's the night he has to die SHOOT HIM!"