She asked him over for dinner on Friday night
She sed its with my parents... he sed alrite
Maybe After dinner we can finally make love
But make sure you got 2 the drug store and get some gloves

Well, the boy is happy, but sex is something he's never done
so he takes a trip to the drug store to get condoms and the 411
He tells the clerk it's his first time.... so....
The clerk tells the boy everything there is to know
When it comes to buying the condoms... he buys a family pack
Sed since its his first time he'll be busy & the girl will break his back

That night, the boy shows up at the house with a big ol' grin
His girlfriend answers the door and says come on in

The boy goes inside and is seated at the dining place
The boy quickly bows his head and offers to say grace

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer

10 minutes pass, and the boy still sits still in the chair
Finally, after 20 minutes the girlfriend leans over & whispers in his ear
When are you gonna be done with your prayer

He sed I cant put my head up unless I walking at the door
Why???
Because I had no idea your father was the clerk at the drug store!!!