yOu NotICE hoW mOST pUERTO riCANS
LOoK A LIke..?
I mEan wHO CAN teLL
THE DifFerENCE BETweeN A MEXIcAN,
Cuban, OR pUERTO rican, RIGHT?

You nOtiCE hOW alMost everY
One oF THere reSTAuraNTs
Are eITher cALLED
"el cRIoLLO or EL cUchIfrIto"?

oR hOW everYtiME yOu go InTO A 'BOdeGA'
thEy ALWAYS HAVE THE pLATANITOS IN thE froNT...?
OR SOME DULCE DE COCO, FLAn DE Leche, LOs
pASTELITOS DE GuAYaba..or THose five CEnt
caNdiES..yOU get A WHoLE BAG fuLL FOR LIke a
buCk..

AnD hOW ThEy aLwAYS have fUNNy NIck NaMES FOR
thEre kIDS..LiKE 'MacH0' oR 'NaNi' or 'bEbo'?
my BROthER had thE fuNnIEST oNE OF ALL it WAS
'cOcUS0' He USED TO hate iT..but Now He jUST LAughS..

YeaH thAT'S WHat AbUeLA uSED to CALL HIM...
shE's the ONE WHo madE up THAT naME foR hiM...
mY mOM hateD it..AT FiRST..
ONLy TO fiND out THat cOcuSo Was
aLL HE WOuld respOND TO AS A baby..so
coCUso HE STAYED..

cOcUSO waS verY ATtaChed to My grANdma...
HEr WIth her straIGHT BLonde HAIR..
AND her PRETTY gREEn eyES..
mOST peoPLe cONfuSED her wiTH An amERicana..

PeoPLe alWAYS WALKED UP TO her
SPeakinG ENgLISh...
BUt TherE was alWAYS a PROBLEM..
FOR her respONSE WAS ALways "qUe?"

ANd mY graNDFAthER..
i Swear HE is a dON kING LooK A LIke..
he LOoKs Just LIKe HIM aFRO and aLL..
HE hAD THE SAme diLEMNA AS MY grandMA..
EXCEpt his reSPonse was " ME no SPeakY eNgLish!"
SO i Guess IN the ENd we ALL do LOoK A LiKE...huH?