pardon me
for not being
flashy enough
for you

for clothing my exterior
and not having my ass
on constant view

excuse me
for being a jeans
and beater type of chick

let me apologize
for wanting to molest your mind
as well as your dick

please do not put blame upon me
for not having to much experience
sexually

should i say that im sorry
for only ever fucking you

should we consider it rude
that i was not willing to spread my legs
to every random dude

can you exonerate me
for the fact that rings
and other material things
do not seem to appeal

should i justify why
i do not hold these
as expressions of how you feel

let me apologize for the fact
that i do not define love
with the things you buy

but more so
by that small twinkle in your eye

pardon me
for being so plain jane
for reading
and learning
and searching
to expand my brain

please excuse me
for not being labeled by a dollar sign
and for my individuality
being one of a kind
for having class
morals
manners
and being refined

basically
i hope you can find it in your heart
to please forgive thee
for being boring simple ol basic me