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ReSPoND TO thIS CALL for SERvICE,
I nEed YOu to InvestIGate a bURGLAry,
PLEase COme to the scEne OF THE cRIme,
COndUCT A SURVEILLAnce,
FOR yOUR duty IS TO protect and serve!

Be READy to perFOrm RIGOroUS ActIVitiES,
pUrSUe AND aRrest this SuSPEcTeD crImiNAL,
perform your duties in a variety of ways,
no NeED FOR a WArrAnt for tHIS SearcH and SeIsURe,
ExAMinE anD iNSPeCT aLL tHE wAY!


pErfORM yoUR jaiL RELaTED dUTIES,
uSing yoUR Law EnforceMENT STIck!
aRreST me AND Throw ME in YOUR PT cRUISER,
HaNDCuFF me to THE d00R,
pAT me DOwN, AS YOU WiRE TAP ThIS ASS!


No neEd for Miranda Rights, cauSE siLent I wiLL reMain,
YoUr PROtectiON is NeEded AROund The cLock,
mOre InveSTIgatION TO tHIS CaRNAL iNCARceRATIOn,
FOr JUstICE is YET TO BE SERvEd!