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"Cable (song parody of 'Halo')"
  by Dr. Who



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Remember those cable bills?
Well, baby they're gonna come down
Cuz u know I wanna see the big fight
And I didn't wanna miss one round

I found a way to get you in
But you look as though you have a doubt!
Wondering how I got this cable --
How I got this cable now?

. . . .

So u think I wuz mistaken
With the tools I used to break in
2 tha cable that I'm takin'
And the wires that I had ta re-route!

Ev'ry channel I got now
Has been stolen from your place!
Maybe I can steal your cable
You know I won't leave a trace!

Now everytime we see ENCORE
You should really see the look on your face
Maybe I can steal your cable?
No more pay-4-play!

I can steal your cable cable cable
I can steal your cable cable cable
I can steal your cable cable cable
I can steal your cable cable cable

. . . .

[Round 2]

. . . .

Now I'm watching VH1
Turning through the channels alright
You're the only one that I watch
Think I'm addicted to SHOWTIME!

I swore I'd never call C-SPAN!
But this time, I just feel like calling:
"Hannity can't forget
The way Barack bent truth around again!"

. . . .

So u think I wuz mistaken
With the tools I used to break in
2 tha cable that I'm takin'
And the wires that I had ta re-route!

Ev'ry channel I got now
Has been stolen from your place!
Maybe I can steal your cable
You know I won't leave a trace!

Now everytime we see ENCORE
You should really see the look on your face
Maybe I can steal your cable?
No more 'pay-for-play'!

I can steal your cable cable cable
I can steal your cable cable cable
I can steal your cable cable cable
I can steal your cable cable cable

. . . .
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Date Submitted: Oct 07, 2009 (11:10 PM)
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Date: 10/07/09 (11:15 PM)
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comment icon  COMMENTS (3)
  NyamhPoetry
10/10/09 (06:14 AM) 
lol!!! this is so amazing!! you should really record it ahahaha

  Eternal Flow (...
10/09/09 (03:03 AM) 
LMFAO>>.> "I can steal your cable, cable, cable...OMG....Wow...Still laughing

  Successful
10/09/09 (02:57 AM) 
dr.whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo keep it coming

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