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"Caesarean: Quentin Tarantino style..."
  by TheUltimateCure
  - This Poem is a response to the poem Organs From The Cure by KiNg-Go0B3r







Requiem for Goober: Intermediate...



Rock a bye baby in the tree top,
And when the wind blows the cradle will rock,
When the bough ***BREAKS!!!***
The baby will fall,
With monster hairy forearms; dragging a chainsaw in one hand and an ice pick in the other...
Longing to see the poor soul that will soon spawn him,
Baby grins gummily, with a single elongated tooth,

ga ga goo goo da da Goober...

***I’m coming for you...!***

"Baby severs the umbilical cord!"


The beginning...


Sweet to the mouth
But bitter to the stomach,
A rumble and a roar, no time for diarrhoea,
Blood spews from your mouth like "regurgitated period juice...!"
A gag and a choke and an almighty yawn,
After birth, thick and bulbous spew from your maw,
Sat back and exhausted,
Your mouth belches a fart,

grrr... grrr... grr... issues from your belly,

It looks like an arm is moving up and down,

Then

Starts

The

Chain

SAW...


Dear readers; the following scenes have been CENSORED!

[*{"}*+*SpLatTterr!!!}{*}{^]"]


The End!



ULTIMATELYTHEGORE!
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Date Submitted: Jul 11, 2009 (04:14 PM)
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comment icon  POEM RESPONSES (1)
Date: 07/12/09 (02:17 AM)
Author: KiNg-Go0B3r
Poem Title: Mary Goes Round My N...

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comment icon  COMMENTS (11)
  vandal
07/29/09 (11:35 AM) 
ha ha ha you just plain crazy... good ink all the same

  AmateurNoMore
07/13/09 (01:21 PM) 
You're just on another level by far baby...Organs was good, straight forward to the point, but Caesarean is imaginative and lets the reader take it how far they want. Maybe you shouldn't have left it like that so there would be NO DOUBT!!!

  คว...
07/13/09 (10:54 AM) 
omg......how in tha hell is yall takin ol school nursery rhymes and flippin em like this....yall painting sickening nightmares all ova the screen...jus twisted...that wat yall are...lol its like the dark, evil side of mother goose.

  Μz Ρ...
07/13/09 (09:27 AM) 
Damn couldnt you have left the babyword out! .... i thinking of a little sweet baby & so horrible person coming..lol. Very creative ink always these horror movies can pj have some love please! xxx oh i so agree with vagrom you should do a horror movie 4 rreal xxxxxx

  *~Raw Sensuali...
07/12/09 (07:55 AM) 
**covering eyes and peering from between fingers** do I even want to follow the link to Goob's piece now? Y'all gonna paint poetic nightmares on my sensitive psyche... lol... DAMN

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