January . . . he made my day
February . . . he took breath away
March . . . he lay my kitty down
April . . . he acted like a clown
May . .. he sang a brand new song
June . . . he had me singing along
July . . . he made me feel like a Queen
August . . . he had me singin’ thoia thoing
September . . he made love to me in the rain
October . . . he gave me his last name
November . . .I found lipstick on a glass
December . . I had to shoot his ass


***NO LYING, CHEATING EXES WERE HARMED IN CONNECTION WITH THE WRITING OF THIS POEM***