This is inspired by a dude tryin to get at this lady on the train today L0L

(man)Aye man you see that chick right there
(patna) yea man she is bad as hell
(man) i bet i can pull her
(patna) nigga please....if you do then nigga i will buy you a beer
(man) bet..lemme go holla at her

Aye miss lady lemme holla at you
Girl I wanna be ya boo
even if for an hour or two
girl you so fine
i would be drunk
if you were wine
now i aint no punk
so dont break my heart and tell me you gotta man
cause i wanna put a lady like you in my master plan
so do me a favor make my day
put your number on the paper
and I will be on my merry way
(she obliges and gives him her number)

He returns to his seat and tells his patna
"That woman is so fine...she can be my 3rd baby momma"
(me) LMFAO