You can run but you can't hide
Cuz Conspiracy Brotha is Universal
No one can escape the historical dispersal
Of his one-of-a-kind consciousness and knowledge
*Oh no, this Brotha never went to college*
But he can recite various modern and ancient quotes
'Even claims he can map the Nile and the Euphrates
Back when WE navigated the boats

Yes, Conspiracy Brotha is just a fount of information!
Never mind that you ask for explanation
Thru a logical path of deductive exploration
NO! That brand of cogitation
Is not BROAD enuff for CONSPIRACY BROTHA!
You'll miss the BIGGER picture, you see
If you stop to dot I's and cross T's

Yes, Conspiracy Brotha
Will inundate you with fiery rhetoric
Like a new-age heretic
He's a self-styled "Shaka Zulu" from the Past
And a "Negro-damus" for the Future
Prophesying gloom & doom if you don't heed
But victorious glories if you'll follow his lead

You see, for Conspiracy Brotha
African Studies are his very breath
Fighting White-washed history
In a long-winded lectured death
Cuz while the White man was still in the cave
We were shaping, composing and creating
And Conspiracy Brotha is a MASTER of Diasporic debating
Yeah, let him tell it,
He has all the answers to every hidden clue
And when I told him to "Get a LIFE!"
He said a Black man invented that too! (lol)