Flavor Flav is a certified pimp
Bitches in the mansion feedin him shrimp
Walkin with the pimp cain and the gangsta limp
More babies than Shawn Kemp

His rap career was in ruins, so he found another hustle
Giving VH1 it's ratings muscle
Because everyone likes to see jealous hoes tussle

Now people wanna act like he's setting black people back
But what dude wouldn't want a house full of pussy and yack
At least he's respectful to the ladies instead of puttin them on the track

White people dont watch his show and think about the ignorance of our race
They don't look at Flav as a human disgrace
They wish they could take his place

Now u got Rock of Love, and Tila Tequila tryin to bite
What about Jerry Springer Show, where all the white trash fight

U can't fault Flav for tryin to stack his wealth
He's always been goofy, so he's actin like himself
People who play the race card, need to look at their self

Flav has more charisma than those other guys
He's ugly, so how would he get dymes otherwise??

And don't act like the women aren't getting somethin out the deal
Last I heard, Hoopz was modeling, and Myamme was smokin kill
And Delicious has her own jean company, off of the show's appeal

Now u wanna act like this is a "Minstrel Show"
And that Flav is responsible for the entire black race to grow

So u wanna place Flav under arraignment
Damn, it's only entertainment!!

U sound like brother Malik sellin bean pies in a bow tie
Talkin bout "the revolution is about to blow by"
Actually beleiving that Flav is poisoning minds like ecoli

But is Brett Michaels poisoning white people??
Fuck a consensus, blacks already know we're equal
I'll be patiently waiting for Flavor of Love, the 4th sequel

Because the world knows that sex sells
At least he isn't promoting drugs and fishscales

So keep doin ya thang Flav!!
Because haters wanna act like we're still livin in the times of the slave
With mentalities of Neantherdals living in a cave
Keep gettin ya money, while these hoes misbehave
The psyche of the black community will remain unscaved

I looked in the sky and saw the Goodyear Blimp
And it read "Flavor Flav's a pimp!!"