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"gotta be muthafuckin lady like!"
A XPERIENCE and DariaAkasha Collaboration


  XPERIENCE:

Hey girl,
what the fuck is up!!
I aint seent yo muthafuckin ass
in a hot ass minute...
what the fuck you do today?

  DariaAkasha:

Bitch check this shit out
I went to the muthafuckin mall
it was hot as shit
this dude tried to step to me
and i was like
ol dusty ass nigga you need to quit
then i went and chilled in
macys for a bit
dealin wit hatin ass bitches
till i found some fly shit
goin have a sista lookin like i went from rags to riches
got these stilettos
all shiny and shit
a fly ass shit and some jeans
cuz you know how i rock my shit
fuckin found a purse to match the shit too
im like
and what bitch
so whats been up wit you
you seem all bored and shit

  XPERIENCE:

Bitch you don't even wanna fuckin know
had to knock this nigga Ronnie out
cuz he got me the wrong muthafuckin tampons
from the muthafuckin sto'
im like what the fuck is wrong with you nigga
i said to get me the damn tampax pearl
I know his bitch ass can read
he must be gettin that shit for another bitch
he be callin his girl
bitch we was arguing and im like
what the fuck
shut the fuck up
u stupid ass nigga
and get the fuck out my face
actin like that muthafucka all hard
tried to put me in my place
BITTTTTTCHHHHHHHHH
dat nigga dont know me do he?
fuck that shit...
bitch i know you flossin like shit
lemme borrow that purse
that shit is legit???


  DariaAkasha:

bitch come through and get it later
and dont fuck up my shit
and
aww naw
hell naw
would you look at this shit
dumb bitches twitchin
WHAT WE TALKIN TO LOUD
shit
What the fuck they problem is
Lookin at us crazy
Damn
I mean
What it is

  XPERIENCE:

bitch i know they dont want it
shit...
WHY THE FUCK YOU ALL IN OUR FACE
shit we pay taxes too
Im an EDUCATED BLACK WOMAN
shit bitch...
WE GO TO SCHOOL!

  DariaAkasha:

YEAH MUTHAFUCKA WE...
Go to school

Hold on X, there seems to be an issue
Cussin all willy nilly
After the mess each of us have been through
Constantly trying to prove
We are "the shit"
And still not using our mental
I mean all I had to say was
Girl, I got me a cute outfit and some new shoes

  XPERIENCE:

Ok...oh gawd...Daria...
now im really embarrassed
but today i've been through a lot
I guess I could've just said
I got into an argument with my boyfriend
but that would'nt be hot
I mean, I was just spicing up a dull conversation
and I guess I forgot
seen as an uneducated hoodrat
when really im not...
but we continue to play the role
playing down intelligence and
neglecting the classy
when cursing for no apparent reason
isn't sexy at all...
Au Contraire..
its really quite trashy....


  DariaAkasha:

Why yes I really agree with that
But I cant lie
The eboincs just rolls off
Like weave hair down my back
I guess its okay
As long as balance we dont lack
Sometimes situations call for
A fuck this and fuck that
But....

  XPERIENCE:

see damnit
why you always fuckin shit up
i was making my muthafuckin point
then you gonna go and take yo stank ass
and ghetto back up the fuckin joint
i said..NO MUTHAFUCKIN CUSSIN
cuz that shit aint lady like at all
so cool that ebonics shit...
shit now a bitch startin to spit
WE GOTTA MUTHAFUCKIN IMAGE TO UPHOLD...
hahaa...
i mean....
just quit!!!

  DariaAkasha:

aight aight fine
besides
I'm sick of all this
frivolous cussin shit

hahah
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Date Submitted: Sep 22, 2007 (03:58 PM)
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comment icon  POEM RESPONSES (1)
Date: 09/22/07 (04:48 PM)
Author: XPERIENCE
Poem Title: FUCKASSSHITBITCHMUTH...

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comment icon  COMMENTS (15)
  XPERIENCE
07/26/08 (07:46 PM) 
lmao just read our collab...we must do another!

  Jenesis
07/26/08 (01:45 PM) 
wow this was a crazy collaboration...it was funny and worth alot of laughs...but yea i do cuz sometimes when i'm around people just playing around or when i am in a specific mood, but that doesn't mean that I'm uneducated...very nice twists (kind of funny ones to) in this collaboration...lol...nice =)

  katie-kate
06/17/08 (11:37 AM) 
LMAO!! What the hell?! That was funny as I don't know what. easy 10

  words-r-passio...
09/28/07 (06:34 AM) 
THAT WAS HiLARi0US!!..G00DNESS..G00D WRiTE.

  kt
09/27/07 (03:26 AM) 
LMAO...THE TAMPON STANZA WAS HILARIOUS...AGAIN GENIUS...GREAT COLLAB! POINT MADE.+ COMIC RELIEF 2UP

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