I was supposed to be his wonder woman

but even my magic lasso wasn’t enough to keep him tied down

and I kept my bullet proof bracelets perfectly positioned upon my chest

and he always thought I crossed my arms across my breasts cause I was angry

No

I tried my best to shield myself from being hurt

I’d been there once upon a time and lost all of my princess tendencies

Rough girl, lost my curtseys on the way to the palace

But he knew that when he met me

he confused cautiousness with being callous

And the only thing hard was learning how to trust again

Felt like everyone I met were cavemen void of manners

Met a few fred flinstones

But when he came along he showed me the definition of bedrock

After the sex

Shocked me with his ability to actually carry a conversation

Had me curious like George inquisitive sensations coursed through my body

School house rocked me with his knowledge

and even when I ran away

he ate away at obstacles and chased me like pac man

but I was so used to carrying around my security blanket

I naturally attracted Charlie Brown type characters

Put him in the dog house like snoopy cause I questioned his character

I didn’t put these walls here myself

And I needed help to bring them down

I was weak like olive oil and

Fed my popeye spinach for dinner hoping he would help me somehow

but he acme anvilled this dream because it seemed to him that wile e

could never catch the road runner

but I just needed my x-man to calm my storm cause my heart had been touched by iceman

and nightcrawlers disguised as batman parked their batmobile in my cave but never could save gotham

nights when I was left to fight the crime that was loneliness

he was right

he wasn’t merely a tiny toon his heart was animated larger than Jessica rabbits breasts

I must confess that I didn’t try my best to keep him

And I regret that I treated him like the same old woody would peck hers I was used to

Sylvester stopped chasing my tweety and passes by my nest like im old news

He was supposed to be my superman

But I became his kryptonite soon

watched him fly away to krypton

but sometimes I see his face in the moon

and this is the reason why I hate animation

cause you can die a thousand times a

and still have to come back in the next toon.