He took a pinch of filthy manure and created an attitude
Then added a clock with no hands for his moods
A bit of snow from Pluto to keep his cool
Then he looked at the creation and said
"Something's missing on this dude"

So then he formed his brain with a tool box with missing screws
And told his begotten son to put love in this heart to balance its burning brew
He didn't want him soft
So got some tough material for his brown skin, however, it wasn't emotional-proof


After that was done he inserted him with a steel backbone
And three big legs to help him stand tall and strong
He gave him eyes from the future to see beyond the present to keep his visions wide and long

Then he sprinkled pure water in his eyes to keep his site clear
And smacked the hell out of him seven times for each day of the week
So "Only his creator" would bring him fear
Then whispered a message in his brown little ears
Call on me whenever danger comes near


Then he threw the young body in a pit of wolves and told him to survive
After the brutal condition he threw him on dry lands
And said to quench your thirst of knowledge and self you must strive

After it was all done
God looked at his esoteric creation and smiled
And told him
You have to get stamina on your own
Because the world is cruel and you're going to be here for a while