I am the 19 year old that slowly matures toward a life of obstacles
The stick unfortunately encased by the frozen part of the Popsicle
The shower head that makes water on your body trickle
The jewelry so cold when it touches you it'll tickle

I'm the giant stone that told "The Legend of the Hidden Temple"
The professor that kept all terms and concepts simple
The Proactiv that rids of the hugest pimple
The student loan that with interest is paid back in full

I am the hands that mysteriously feel her body to her likin
The company that protects her when the lightning is strikin
That feeling you get when your mike n ikin
The candle of which she is repeatedly lightin

So who the hell are you? You're

The irritation raisin the temp in her emotional thermometer
The penis that penetrated dat bitch "banana creme pie"
The condom that split wide open right before the big splurge
The overall deviance that plagues American society today
The 9/11 accident caused emotional turmoil in the eyes of millions
The insolent simpleton who doesn't deserve rhyming lines in this poem

I learned my "self" but what is yours?
Define who you are or stay behind dark closed doors.