I am not...
a baby making,
child neglecting,
non-working,
excuse making,
unreliable,
woman beating,
disrespectful,
womanizing,
unfaithful,
gang banging,
dope slanging,
pistol packing,
pants slacking,
skill lacking,
self-destructive,
negative thinking,
malt liquor drinking,
dream killing,
non-believing,
under-achieving,
self-pitying,
self-hating,
hopeless,
poor excuse for a man

...Therefore I am
a proud fathering,
child supporting,
hard working,
self-reliant,
very dependable,
female protecting,
always respectful,
one woman having,
never unfaithful,
anti-gang,
drug free,
non-violent,
neatly dressed,
skillful,
self building,
positive thinking,
non-drinking,
uplifting,
high-spirited,
over-coming,
self-loving,
self respecting
God fearing,
one hell of a man!