Let me tell you the story of how I met this dude
He said he was real with no thug appeal
Yeah dats what he said
But I could care so damn less about how I felt fo him
I wasn't the one for him in the first place
He lied and said he was real, but I never knew the deal until now...

I woke up from a nap dreaming happy thoughts
Something in my mind was wondering
I needed me a man, a best friend
Someone that I can hold on to again and again
I dial up those 10 digitz and I am there again
On the Chatline
"Dis ya gurl Caramel Diamond looking for a real dude that don't play no games and is beautiful and real"
As I browse through and check out the messages, I get one unexpectedly
The one that lied to me, Tryina sound sweet
He so stupid to message me
I knew his voice well
So I changed my voice as sexy as it can be
But he neva knew it was me
I asked him for his name
But he neva said anything
So he told me he was real and would could make something work
You know what I told him? You are full of dirt
He acted confsed and didn't know what to do
So I gues he wondered how I knew his name
He wanted to give me his numba, but I already told him what the number was
He was dumbfounded and I already knew
Yeah nigga I caught you on the Chatline Tryna make me ya boo again
But Yeah I cussed him out
Then he realized it was me
I wanted revenge and I got it
So he knows how I feel when he cussed me out
That lil sweet talk he did for me turned silent
So I pressed 4 to find a real friend.