First off boo if you gonna get with me you got to forged all dhat shyt they taught you in gentleman skewl. If you gonna be my boo you gota learn to be kewl. You gota follow my 10 rules:
1. If you aint got at least three baby momma’s… yo lyfe ain’t got enuff drama… for meh.
2. You betta know how to fight cause you gon be meeting my baby daddy Lance. He comes around every now and then to see if he can get back in my pants.
3. If you aint got no facial tattoo’s don’t even bother reading dha rest of my rules!
4. Wen u come and pikk meh up don’t be knocking on my door. dew like everybodi else do and just sit in your car and blow. Ima be oud ina minute boo fo sho.
5. Dont u dar open my car door. Whad u think I got hands fo?
6. You cant work no nine to five. My boo needs to be dranking with dha boys talking jive; den come home drunk every night and get messy between my thighs.
7. My boo can’t be readin no book. You betta get yo self a sports magazine n look.
8. Dont interrupt meh wen Im watchin my stories bro. That’s what that hoe on the side is fo.
9. I needs to kno who you go to for bail cause I don’t have that much money to be gettin yo azz outa jail.
10. Dhis last one is the most real doe: when you hit me you betta make sure I hit dha bed n not dha floor.
This was funny...and its crazy because this is what and how they want there life...hope this isn't you...and I hope your speech is better then this...LoL...
you are off the chain....this is funny and very serious.....i know too many women who go through things like this cause they like the drama...it's sad...but true.
Lol....you are truly something else, Blessed...What's really funny is that some ladies actually live this life. Thanks for my morning smile, with all of that bad grammar!