I Do It For Hip Hop - Ludacris











I wanna be a rapper

I
wan
na
be
a
rap
per

so I can wear the hottest chains
drive cool whips and ranges
fuck the hottest chicks...just so I can say
I FUCKED YO' BITCH

Yes!

I wanna be a rapper

I want to spit up the slimiest, mucus from my Newport invested lungs
with bland lyrics that would soar across the airwaves
and have your children dancing and hot stepping
and spelling
P-I-M-P
and
P-U-S-S-Y
and
B-I-T-C- AAAAAAAAAAAAYE..I almost forgot!!

N-I-G-G-A


I wanna be a rapper
so I can get caught up in materialistic and the finer things in life
and owe some Jewish man thousands of dollars
from
contract advances
lawyer fees
video budgeting
marketing teams

sheeeeeit...now that's the American dream


i wanna be a rapper
so i can go to award ceremonies and have nigga moments
by busting other rappers up side the head with champagne bottles
and putting on a show to impress some
voluptuous beautiful std invested video vixen
that got fucked by eight other rappers that act like me

i
wan
na
be
a
rap
per

i want to mix million dollar words with broken English
and grant interviews with jacked up sentences
speak about politics...even though I don't know who the vice president is
scream bring our troops home
then turn around and say I love Bush 'cause he so gangsta

yeah dawg....rapping is that shit!!

fuck 40 acres and a mule
when my peeps get out the joint
i dish them 40 keys and tool
help them get locked back up...and look like fools
because I'm a rapper and it's soooo cool
hell
I'll even lie about false killings I did for fun
just so the kids on the block can say
"that nigga's real son"

MTV Cribs I'm coming
Bitches I'm stuntin'
My-Niggaz...No frontin'
hop on my team
I'll give you a lil' su-in su-in


cause
I'm
gon
na
Be
a
rapper