It’s so delightful
For those who trifle
And not the rightful
Erect like Eiffel
Grab a fistful
He push she pull
Tired of his shit
Tired of his bull
Baby on the way
Should have listened
To what mama say
She’s only ump teen
Bun in the oven
He was friendly fuccin’
She thought they was lovin’
He was her everything
To him, she was nothin’
But a peace of pussy
I beat it up man
Is what he was sayin’
To each of his friends
It was so good
It was so great
She taped him on the shoulder
And said she was late
He said, “for goodness sake…
…that’s too much on my plate”.
She said, “There’s no escape…
…from a father’s fate”.
From this lil’ person
You helped create
The kid was born
And never seen his face
What a dam shame
What a disgrace
Don’t know the man
So kid can’t hate
Can’t de-bate
Never met the guy
And I can re-late

“Inglorious Bastard” Written by Moo 2k9