I was assigned here by the Universal Commission for the Development of Earth Dwellers.
My task was to interview a Demon and find out the Who's, What's and Why's of his existence.
So I found one, which wasn't hard at all, living right here in New York City,
and we arranged a meeting on the corner of 6th St. & 6th Ave. at 6:00 p.m. in Manhattan.
I was a bit nervous knowing that his information, or should I say, his disinformation,
couldn't be totally trusted, due to the nature of his state of...non-being.
Anyway, on the appointed day...
I arrived at the chosen spot and was shocked to see him eagerly there already, waiting for me.
I nodded a greeting towards him, not feeling comfortable with shaking his demonic hand.
His skin was pale, with no life-lines so it appeared to be very smooth and
his body odor was very strong and distracting, which caused me to make
the obvious decision that we should stay outdoors.

So I began...

MAVRICK: Who are you and why are you here?

DEMON: I am Legion, we are many, we have come here because our Dark Lord
and Master wills us to wreak havoc among you and prove to his Adversary that you're
nothing but Weak, Will-Less and Ignorant, naked fucking apes, created to be a slave
race and serve those that were perfect well before your creation and were banished
because they wouldn't serve you. We also will provide evidence that you Diseased
Spirit-Casings, can never Obey your creator like we do ours, because Fear is so much
stronger than Love. Look at how you show your Creator, how much you really Love,
Respect and Obey him, by raping, killing and destroying each other in a variety of forms
that you call Sin, which is a wrong done against your Creator, by the mere fact that...
Sin IS when you do harm to each other, you wrong him, because he created you all.
If you Love him so much, then you'll Love ALL the different aspects of HIS creation.

MAVRICK: So what is your overall plan for us?

DEMON: Our plan is sooo easy. You see we have been working against you since the
heavenly scientist asked the Adversary to make you in their image and after their likeness.
Your animal, mineral and vegetal nature, which is imbued with so-called Divine qualities,
will always fail because of a little issue you all have with "Feel-Good Sensations".
Once you little monkeys get a taste of something desireable, you constantly strive to
attain that feeling again and again, regardless of what your main purpose for Being is.
You will destroy anything that dares to stand in your way, to get to this Object of your
Desire. We also play on your ignorance of Geographic Location and Diet, which
synthesizes with your entire Biological Nature to change and adapt because of it.
Some groups of you are more aggressive than others, due to the harsh climatic conditions
of your evolutionary environment, so we've learned to use this against you, by possessing
many of your group leaders from different opposing nations, or those who have strong
oratory influence, over those whose minds are too weak and lazy to think for themselves
and will respect any so-called titled authority, whether right or wrong. So we infect them
with Greed, so-called Racism, Sexism and Slavery of ALL men, women and children...
Do you think we actually care about the skins reaction to various earthly conditions?
NO! You Fucking Idiot! We Are Demons!!! Our Spirit IS Our Truth!!!!...

After a while, I began to feel nauseous and fatigued, his presence was starting to drain me,
so I decided to cut the interview short. I didn't want to weaken my state of being and open
my-self up to become another partially or fully possessed victim.

But before we parted ways, he whispered to me something that was very disturbing.
He said...We Almost Had You In Our Grip Many Times Before Mavrick and We Will
Always Come Back To You, In Growing Numbers. So We'll See You Around Buddy-Boy...
Then we parted ways and I pray I never, ever have to reunite with him again...