This is my letter of resignation
No more wild parties and heavy intoxication
Pockets full of incrimination
That lead to domestic altercations

No more online digital pimpin
Chattin with you mega pixel women
Text messages
That become stress messages

So please keep yo bat signals....
Finger Pointing, stares, slick comments, and giggles
Inapropriate "luv in dis club" strip club wiggles
And tittie jiggles
Trying to get the deal on this pickle
My emoticon for yall is ice cicle

Even though "bitches love smiley faces" like dude said on the boon docks
Thats exactly why my Myspace is locked
And yall freind requests get treated like a midgets lay ups in the NBA .....BLOCKED!
I have resigned from the game let the emails stop
Even though i know some cant let go
like the ghetto
And the memory of Big & Pac
I aint ego trippin on some ol' this is why im hot

Im simply sayin
Aint no sense in me stayin
No need for game playin
Im a grown ass MAN!

This is me simply statin
That this is my letter of resignation

So please cease and decist with yall mission
To use body language, bad grammar and diction
To cause friction
When im with the Misses

Because you wanna room where there is no vacancy
To support your hood booger-esque vagrancy

Im thru with yall special olympics style of simplification
So i hereby present yall with my letter of resignation!

I will leave my playaz card in the drop box on the way out, thank you
(a lotta brothaz overdue to turn they shit in!)