I want to fuck and use blood instead of KY lube.
Let me twist you up like a Rubik’s cube.
We can pretzel up when our legs combine
Or just flip-flop and do sixty-nine.
As the headboard rocks we can interlock hands
And fuck to the riff of heavy metal bands.
Feel free to grunt and scream “oh my God”
If I hit the G-spot when I poke and prod.
I’ll be your crazy fuck when you need a “friend.”
Let’s see how far back your legs can bend.
Every need you have I’ll be glad to tend.
Dig your nails in me if you need flesh to rend.