Listen up people I got a story to tell
I met a girl on the net and she gave me hell
She lied to me through out the relation
It all got started at the train station
I paid her fare to come visit me
I was convinced by her that she was single and free
I was taken aback by her winning smile
Only to find out later that was killer's profile
Now blinded by love I couldn't interpret her lies
Three months down the road, man how time flies
Deep in love, I was ready for marriage
But six months later I would be pushin a baby carriage
Yeah the Lyin Azz "B" had my child
From that day on things got wild
Then the "B" left me as if she disappeared
I was saddened and full of fears
I tried not to think the worse and held back my tears
Then I saw her again, she was happy as could be
She was cooing with a man and it wasn't me
I approached her and asked; What The Hell?!
She couldn't explain herself when her jaw fell
The silence started dyin
The baby started cryin
Her man's fists went flyin
I asked who this man was and he addressed me
I'm Mr. So & So; Who might you be?
I boldly replied: I'm Mr. Sperm Donor, can't you see?
Now I'm not payin for a DNA test when I already know
But if you have doubts call the Maury Povich Show
I told him to dial 1-800-45-MAURY
Tell his producers this Lyin Azz "B"s story
I then told him don't make this any harder
Test gone prove you are NOT the father
Then he looked at the child then back at me
He knew right then whose child this be
By the look on his face he was taken by surprise
He noticed the baby had my features: nose, face and eyes
He stomped away mad leavin the mother and child alone
Then he reached down by his side to get his phone
I couldn't make out what was said
Although he was a brother I could still tell his face was red
Baby still cryin'
Mother still lyin'
And I couldn't even get mad
All I could say, this child was conceived by a Lyin Azz "B" and I was the dad
Three days later in family court
I'll make this long story short
I gained custody and child support