Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
I heard a squeaking sound maybe it's a mouse
I couldn't sleep
Impatiently waiting for the next day
Wondering what kind of gifts I'm going to get on Christmas day
I hope Santa gives me that new lego mega ship or that new super nintendo
Maybe that new ninja turtle action figure of Raphel and Leonardo
Or maybe a
(Bang!,Bang!,Bang!)
what in the world is goin on
I got up from the bed and put my slippers on
Maybe Santa is putting gifts under the Christmas tree
Well I'ma sneak out of my room and take a peek
I open the door
Then I stopped and paused
I heard some moaning that don't sound like Santa Clause
It sounded like my mother, but why is she making that kind of sound
It sound like it's coming from her room
Well I'ma see whats going down
Each step I took the noise increased
I kept hearing the moaning, the banging, and that irritating squeak
As I approached the door my hand turns the nob
I slowly opened the door and "Oh my God"
I see my mom butt naked on top of ( is that Santa Clause)
((((((((((((( I paused ))))))))))))))))))
My mouth dropped of the shock
My body is still like a concrete block
Im so appauled
Because I caught mama riding Santa Clause