Meet the Captain

Well said,
but I beg to differ, because
I’m equipped to fill the “Big Dipper”
having you chirping like Flipper
better yet, I’m the pole and you’re my stripper
G-strings melt with a kiss on the lobe
nipples become hard, even better froze,
petrified, diamond-like hard
my touch is so ultra-magnetic
leaving you quivering and shaking like a retard
My body chemicals and aroma become a natural aphrodisiac
overloading your senses, inciting cardiac attacks
By the way, I’ve never been hypnotized, I am the charmer
leave you so internally beating, just call me the “Brown Bomber”
I'm like a quarterback, because I be sending them
Call me the bar, because I come with a “two orgasm minimum”
And I love those teachers, because I’m a professor
I’ll play the Catholic priest and you’re the confessor
This pedagogy content you cannot get in the class
only when you complete internship will we know if you pass
Word, I call you NASTY,
but I need to switch the T with S, bet
your new name is Not Able To Stand Yet
So if you’re ready,
On the mark
Get Set
because messing with me will leave your panties perpetually wet
Inside is where I’ll be
but that’s not where I release
I’ll give you the “real oral gel; something to brighten your teeth
And if you don’t believe me
then I put this on my life
and for those that need further proof
you can simply ask my wife