1 TURNING OFF DA HEAT MEAN TURNIN ON ANOTHA BURNER ON DA STOVE
2 THE BATTERIES IN YOUR REMOTE CONTROL ARE HELD IN WIT TAPE
3 U HAVE PROJECT HEAT(DAT MEAN U HAVE 2 CLOSE YO WINDOW IN DA WINTER)
4 YO DRINKIN GLASSES USE 2 B JELLY JARS
5 YO FURNITURE IS COVERED IN PLASTIC
6 U RUN 2 GET POTS AND PANS AS SOON AS IT RAINS
7 YO ROACHES IN YO HOUSE ONLY COME OUT WEN COMPANY COME
8 U HAVE MORE DEN 10 USES 4 VASELINE, AND ONE OF DEM IZ SHOE POLISH
9 THE HEELS OF YO FEET LOOK LIKE U BEEN KICKIN FLOUR
10 U HAVE ROLLS IN DA BACK OF YO NECK
11 U WEAR YO SHOWER CAP ANYWHERE BUT DA SHOWER
12 U WEAR YO CLOTHES WIT DA TAGS ON EM
13 DA ONLY ART U HAVE IS YO FINGERNAILS
14 U GO 2 DA BEAUTY SHOP 2 GET A PRESS N CURL
15 YO DAUGHTER IZ UNDER 16 AND HAS EXTENSIONS
16 U PERM YO 3 YEAR OLDS HAIR
17 U NEVA LEARNED 2 SWIM CUZ U COULDN'T GIT YO HAIR WET
18 YO CHILD THINK HIS REAL NAME IS LITTLE MAN
19 U EVA DROPPED ANYTHING AND KISSED IT UP 2 GOD B4 U ATE IT
20 U TALK LOUD ON DA PHONE CUZ ITS LONG DISTANCE
~IF ANY OF DIS STUFF APPLYS 2 U DEN U IZ GHETTO~