Messy bitches will damn-near break a nail
Trying to make a call or typing their trifling trash before hastily hitting "Enter"
Because, in their daily lives,
Silly games, gossip and drama is always front and center

And there are also messy bitches who STAND UP to piss
As well as those who squat
Yes, for all of them, PMs, text messages and IMs
Are filled with assumptions and outright lies that make them orgasmically HOT

But, For The Record...
Treat this as a "PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT," if you will
Please be sure to keep this in mind as you spew the swill seeping from your stagnant synapses....

Snug cares LESS than a damn
So, like T-Mobile,
"Talk All You Want" with your FAV 5 or your fabulous Fam

No, I don't give a lovely fuck or an ugly fuck
So, go ahead. Press ya luck

Because "What's done in the dark will come to the light"
And then all will see the gray areas as well as the black and white

But, in the meantime, as you fertilize each flawed deduction
I hope your jaws are strong so as not to lose any suction
Until all the fireworks burst forth from the faulty conclusions you draw
Cuz, in the meantime, you can suck outta my ass with a coffee straw

*So since you stay all up in my Kool-Aid, whatever your flava is, I got it!*