Every woman's beautiful and how uniquely so!
and that's why international beauty pageants' got to go!

Because the Barbie doll physique's a European mold,
designed to shame the Asian's flaxen hair and skin of gold,
the thick and curvy African, so powerful and bold,
yet on this Scandanavian look, the Whites have got us sold!

And yet in every village, you will always find a few
conforming to the image of what Whites prefer to view.
The rest are damned to never fit inside the lingerie
designed to only look good on a 'gay Paris' runway!

I likes'em big, I likes'em small
I likes'em short, I likes'em tall
"Through thick'n thin" -- ya know I'm in
Cuz Petrus likes'em one and all!!