He says he’s experienced
I want to be here to witness this
Just knowing he’s well endowed
Leaves me soaked…drenched
Anticipating the sight of
His monkey wrench
His smooth Hersey skin
Is…oh, so rich
My p#ssy is a diabetic
So cum…kill it
Call me Charlie
I‘ve just found the golden ticket
Hidden
Reward me
Or the entrance of these thighs
Will be prohibited
I’m bullsh!tting…you know I need it
After dealing with the size of my ex’s penis
Made me turn my head and say, “Wtf…they still make you?
You’re so small…there should be a logo on the side of you
That reads “Playskool”
But back to my trophy d!ck
Yeah…I said it
I want to thank your daddy
For this perfect fit
I would like to also thank God
But I’m sure I’ll be screaming his name
A little later
Or I might meet Him
I may be in the obituary section
Of the newspaper
“Girl died from a thrill ride
With Mr. Johnson stuck inside”
Hmmm….what a way to go
I think I’ll write my will tonight
Oh my….Oh my
The ideal size for a mic
I’ll speak into it
No sound check is needed, right?
I can show you that I’m a pro this
Spoken word at its best…I stay winning
Far from Eminem in 8mile
I won’t choke at the beginning
There will be beautiful music that we’ll be producing
Can’t wait until we finish
In the words of Wanda, “I will rock your world”
Making you a new member of Limp Bizkit
Not dissin’ your skills
I’m sure I’ll be tired too
C’mon Mister Magic Johnson
I’m waiting for you to shoot through
My hips are your hoops
Miss kitty is your target
I’m just waiting
To salute this sergeant
Your name isn’t Jody
But I’ll scream out “Daddy d!ck”
Better than Taraji Henson on the set
Bet! Come video record it!
Come create a memory…I will never forget
C’mon Mr. Johnson…
Your draft became the perfect pick