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"MY COMMERCIAL"
  by oj
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ARE YOU STRESSED OUT AND ALL ALONE?
ARE YOUR PARENTS GONE AND LEFT YOU ALONE IN YOUR HOME?
DON'T YOU JUST WHAT TO RELAX AND LET YOUR IMAGINATION RUN FREE
WELL CALL ME
MR.DUNJI
I GOT THIS PRODUCT CALL" MARY JAY"
YOU HEARD ME "MARY JAY"
AND IT'LL MAKE ALL YOUR STRESS GO AWAY
ALL YOU NEED IS A BLUNT PAPER AND A LIGHTER
ROLL HER UP AND CATCH HER ON FIRE
JUST INHALE HER IN
AND THATS WHEN THE EXCITEMENT BEGINS
AND IT'LL TAKE YOU TO A JOURNEY WHERE YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN
SHE EVEN HAS DIFFERENT FLAVORS
WE HAVE: PURPLE HAZE, SILVER HAZE, HYDRO, HASH, SKUNK, BUNJA, BLUEBERRY YUM, AND A LOT MORE
AND IF YOU CALL RIGHT NOW AND BUY THREE DIME BAGS YOU GET A BONG AND A LIGHTER FREE
THAT'S RIGHT A BONG AND A LIGHTER FREE
JUST CALL THIS NUMBER AT THE BOTTOM OF YOUR SCREEN
IT'S 1-800-MARY JAY
THAT'S RIGHT 1-800-MARY JAY
LET ME BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU 1-800-627-9529
CALL IT TODAY AND GET IT RIGHT AWAY
(you can not find this in any stores the side effects are:lazziness,sore throat,hallucination,dry mouth,laughter,paranoia,and being hungry than an mothafucka)
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Date Submitted: Nov 03, 2007 (09:35 PM)
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  Cryssy-Rashad
10/22/09 (07:34 AM) 
lmao...if this commercial played where I\'m from you would be a millionaire by the end of the day! & you aint nver lyin about those side effects lol...this is 2 funny poet!

  memethepoet
11/16/08 (12:21 PM) 
lol..good write

  --->QUEENPIN O...
09/23/08 (11:10 PM) 
lmao!!! the side effects are on point...but damn i love that bitch....dopeness!!!

  Reicee
09/22/08 (10:43 PM) 
lol....nice write

  lil shannon200...
09/06/08 (04:42 AM) 
that poem waz hot babi keep up the good work

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