I’m sorry I cant be there to take you out tonight
So I decided instead a poem I would write
I wanted To express my undying love for you
I love u so much, that this year u can b my fake boo
But we gotta keep it quiet we don’t want your girl to find out
And if she does, plz just act like she don’t know what she talking about
So I wanted to prove I was different than most studs u know
You know make u feel special, more than a 1 night hoe
I started to buy roses but they was 29.99
And u cute but sweetheart u aint keyshia cole fine
Then I went to the Gucci store, can u believe they told me the craziest shyt
They gone tell me I had to pay for it upfront and I couldn’t lay away it
O I got it, maybe we could do a card and sum candy
I’m so glad this walmart coupon came in handy
Now baby it’s been lovely spending this time with you
But I have to go back home with my wife don’t feel so sad and blue
I whisper I love you and your beautiful softly in your ear
*fingers crossed* of course Im not just telling u what u wanna hear
In closing, my signature da KING on the card I will sign
And thank you ladies for being my funny valentine!