Nigga can't read no paper
Cuz it ain't sittin' on no dubs,
Maybe if dey pimped the paper's paragraphs
Dat nigga will give it some love.

Nigga can't read no paper
Cuz he's busy holdin' his shirt,
Showin' off a sweaty 6-pack
To that 14 year old in a skirt.

Nigga can't read no paper
Cuz he don't have da cheat code,
He tried to figure the paper himself
But in a hurry dat sh-- got old!

Nigga can't read no paper
Cuz dat's a waste of his money,
He'd rather buy other paper
Like a blunt wrap dipped in honey.

Nigga can't read no paper
Cuz readin' is too much stress,
Can't understand editorials
Or interpret the pictures, much less.

Nigga can't read no paper
Cuz dat b---- ain't hangin' low,
It ain't poppin' with no lipgloss
And he can't call it a hoe.

Nigga can't read no paper
Cuz he gotta get his hair did,
Gotta match the pink in his Girbaud's
With the pink in his overpriced lid.

Nigga can't read no paper
Cuz his own name disobeys phonics,
He can't even read SEATTLE
On his throwback SuperSonics.

Nigga can't read no paper
Cuz illiteracy is fundamental
To niggas in the hood and the game
Like a Lincoln Continental.

Nigga can't read no paper
Cuz he'd just use it for reefer,
And after lookin' on gs poetry,
Niggas can't spellcheck, either!