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"" Ohhh nooo Birdshit ""
  by ~* labebamorena*~


I went to a job interview after a bird shit in my hair
Shit was all over the top of my head,
and I didn't know it was there...
I wondered why the people were laughing
when I went to the job interview...
I didn't get the job because my hair was
covered with poo!!!
Nobody told me that I had shit in my hair
so I went like that on a date...
Needless to say it didn't go so great!!!
he didn't want a second date,
that couldn't be more clearer.
I smelled crap all over myself
so I went home and looked in a mirror...
I got really mad and I had big fit,
I've washed my hair five times
& it still smells like shit !!!


*The weather has me feeling quite humorous...nonstop rain in n.y gotta make the best of it !!!!*

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Date Submitted: Jun 20, 2009 (07:47 PM)
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  Joey Grizz
06/21/09 (08:50 PM) 
lmfao....wow.... that's sum SHIT....

  da black princ...
06/20/09 (11:42 PM) 
WELL, AS THEY SAY: "SHIT HAPPENS". I FOUND THIS TO BE QUITE FUNNY. aND BY THE WAY, I WOULD HAVE ASKED FOR A SECOND DATE WITH OR WITHOUT THE SHIT IN YOUR HAIR(LOL).

  MzSpoon aka "T...
06/20/09 (09:19 PM) 
You are on a roll I see. I wish it would rain here, so send some of it this way. I don't want the ~ish though.

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