I went to a job interview after a bird shit in my hair
Shit was all over the top of my head,
and I didn't know it was there...
I wondered why the people were laughing
when I went to the job interview...
I didn't get the job because my hair was
covered with poo!!!
Nobody told me that I had shit in my hair
so I went like that on a date...
Needless to say it didn't go so great!!!
he didn't want a second date,
that couldn't be more clearer.
I smelled crap all over myself
so I went home and looked in a mirror...
I got really mad and I had big fit,
I've washed my hair five times
& it still smells like shit !!!


*The weather has me feeling quite humorous...nonstop rain in n.y gotta make the best of it !!!!*