Do you know how long it's been since I've had a decent steak??? Yet, animal rights activists continually malign the meat and livestock industry, while neglecting to inform us how animals really die! YES! -- REALLY DIE! Out There!! With the wolves and the cayotes! Brush fires and rockslides! Sometimes, they linger for days on end while being picked apart by vultures and wolves! Wolves that should've been shot from a helicopter!!!

That's why PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of my Ass!) is raising money to support U.S. livestock, fishing and gaming -- and best of all, because PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of my Ass!) is strictly an advocacy group, 100% of your donation will go to advertising campaigns, featuring partially nude swimsuit models covered in bacon grease, and posing with firearms!!

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