I was the neighborhood punk thug
I carried an empty pistol with no slugs
I was a catholic school boy that loved hugs
The real thugs sold weed, while I pushed over the counter drugs
I was the cat you never saw alone
Carried a plastic knife and a deactivated cell phone
I was the last one to jump into a fight, but the first to run home
Always kept a fresh pair of fake Nike's on my feet
The real thugs packed mace while I packed a bottle of watered down bleach
I was a part time actor, man give me an Oscar!
A catholic school boy portraying the life of a gangsta
I was the softest dude on the block, trying to be Mr. Tough
My boys smoked weed and they would say "Yo A take puff"
I'd be like "Naw man I already smoked two hours of that stuff"
I couldn't smoke an ounce cause your boy had asthma
I was such a punk thug I thought the weed would give me cancer
My boys drank 40s and would say "Take a swig and get loose"
I'd say "No need I got mine" and show'em my St. Ides bottle with apple juice
Man I always had an excuse
I became a punk thug to avoid the constant physical abuse

Before being a punk thug I always got jumped
The original Ashton Kutcher, I always got Punk'd
The final straw was when this dude stole my bus pass
Got caught up in detention cause I was late to gym class
I wore orthopedic shoes just to stash my cash
I've been a punk thug for six months, guess what??
Respect at last

I'm the neighborhood punk thug