Always there to put a smile on my face
I love the way I can control your pace
Slow it down
Speed it up...anything to get to home base
See, these men out here can be such a disgrace
Move like a rabbit for ten minutes
Then bust all over the place
Then get up as if they're finished
Damn...it's like we're in a race
Ready...Set...Go
Hurry up and cum
Before he ejaculates

Anticipating for him to leave
Sneaking you under the sheets
Placing you between my knees
Impatiently
Penetrating you into my vaginal opening
Hitting the button
Several buzzes
Before I'm cumming
Closing my eyes
While my body's humming
One hand pulling my hair
The other swiveling down there
Sliding my hand down to my breasts
Oh yes...
My own caresses
Screaming out, "Oh God..."
Maybe because you're quite a blessing
Several shakes
Several screams
Before my creamy nut hits the scene
So pleased I can't get up
I drift off to sleep

And he comes home, entering the room
Saying, "Damn, I must have put her to sleep."
Mutha f#cka, please!
You're an antonym of a freak
You better Thank these batteries
For pleasing a girl like me
Because I could have easily
Jumped on you
And caused a murder scene

The owl always seems to asks,
"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?"
Well sh!t, how many pumps does it take before your man rolls over and stops?
One?
Two hoo-hoo?
Three? Damn.
Who needs is he satisfying sexually?
A man will always have his days
But that won't get in my way
Grab the prettiest vibrator
Or dildo at the nearest adult place
And watch how your frown becomes a smile with grace
His sex wasn't enough?
Well your wetness won't have to go to waste
I don't know what I would do without my Purple Rain
And when you find one...name it...cause it's more than a thing
Hell...give it your man's name...make him a junior or a King
They think a diamond is a girl's best friend
Ha, wrong again!
Well...you could name her Diamond
(Smiles)
THE END