((I was gonna put this under HUMOR, but I'm dead-ass serious...lmao))



This is for all you men who sit there
Scratching your head
with a stupid look on your face
as you try to figure out
why she left you in the first place.
Let me break it down for you,
So next time you’ll KNOW—
How to treat the woman in your life,
If you don’t want her to go.

First of all, make her feel special.
Tell her how beautiful she is to you
Doesn’t matter how many times you’ve said it before
Women need their egos stroked too.
And know that-- more important to us
than jewels, glitter or the money that you hold
Are the little things you do that make us feel-
that we’re worth MORE than gold.
Rub her feet when they hurt,
Hold her when she cries
Kiss her with every hello
And kiss her with every good bye.
Spend a Saturday night-
Instead of chasing that bread
Holding her, watching movies
While y’all lay up in bed.
Bring her flowers for no reason at all
Except that its her you adore
It hurts a woman’s heart-
To doubt if you care anymore.


Second, treat her with the utmost respect-
for her mind, body and soul.
Treat her, as you want to be treated,
It’s 50/50, and two halves make a whole.
As a matter of fact,
if this is or will be your wife
Respect her like you do your mama-
always make her feel like she’s #1 in your life
and if there IS a # two, three or even four—
get your priorities straight my dude
cuz women’s intuition isn’t folk lore.
The first hint of suspicion,
Might as well be a foot out the door.
As much as she may love you,
There comes a point where she can’t take anymore.

Last but very far from the least-
Is the word HONESTY.
Cuz even a very small lie
Is a wrinkle in the sky.
There’s NOTHING you cant tell your lady,
That’s WHY she’s yours.
Even when the truth hurts,
Lies hurt even more.
One little lie, plants a seed of distrust
And distrust manifested
Turns into disgust.
Being *REAL* with your lady,
is the least you can do
SO-- remember this “king”-
your queen is the equal to you.
And if you keep this in mind,
And always treat her as equal-
You won’t have to come back
Asking me for the sequel.

**TREAT YOUR LADY LIKE A QUEEN—
SHE’S THE ONE THAT HOLDS YOU AT NIGHT
SHE’S THE ONE THAT WORRIES ABOUT YOU
AND IF YOU’RE ALL RIGHT.
SHE’S THE ONE THAT WILL GET UP THAT BAIL
SHE’S THE ONE THAT WILL SEND YOU THAT MAIL.
SHE’S THE ONE THAT WILL CARE FOR YOU IF YOU'RE SICK
AND SHES THE ONE THAT LOVES YOU INSIDE OUT-
FROM YOUR SOUL TO YOUR DICK.**