If you thought I was an asshole before
you must have known
I just downed a notebook full of fiber
to shit harder
and write faster
on these bastards
waiting to be put down in the pasture
so please call pastor
Amayzn just came back madder
my ass is 5 times fatter
tryna get back on my Jessica Rabbit
my mind rabid
so fuck you and that tablet
it's my fault you haven't had it
and your ass
I haven't slapped it
showcase I'm stillmatic
with a pen on semi-automatic
now I'm feelin' fantastic
goin' pennin' fanatic
with spamatic
drastic
changes to forefront
like I smoked somethin'
when I free flow off nothing
ain't tryna do alot of cussin
but
FUCK
FUCK
and FUCK IT!!!
I dumpin' spitoon buckets
on unsuspecting newcomers
tryna rain on my parade
like I didn't hear 'em comin'
spray 'em down to nothin
with poem cum
eat off their digits
til they forced to write on nubs
cause they don't want none
I can kill a verse for fun
give you a run
like Ex-Lax
on Fairfax
but face fair facts
you don't reallt want that...
you'd rather have
Mr Pussy Juices Flowing Nipples Showing
but OH NO!! IT'S...
Evil Ass Will Smash You So Fast
a Nike swoosh won't get past
Mr Big Bad Ass
aka Beat Cho Ass!!
runnin' you over like speed bumps
spinning circles on you chumps
and you really wanna piss me off
when I'm clearly holding my pen
as a sawed off
blow your brains off
onto the next poet after you
rubbing his face in my shit on tissues
I used to diss you
clearly I've missed you
but you as a rhymer I dismiss you
throw you away like throwback issues
and turn you back into the Fat Bastard
you was on The View
oops...
did I offend you?
good.
I mean to....


Im Back - Eminem