[*Tell ya Something Real, huh? *giggles* It's what I do...Hold Up*]


"I'm more of a lover than a fighter, a real cool guy
Extraordinary Gentleman...like T.I. I'm a "Stand Up Guy"
A real good nigga with some gangsta ass tendencies
I'm not a thug, but I got hood nigga tendencies...
I'm a "MVCD"...I thought chu knew
From the great state of Texas, where we listen to that "Screw"
Some niggas call me, "T.J. Screw"...and that's cool & all
But I prefer, "Yung Thrilla"...knockin' pictures of the wall
I've had a terrible sad ass history with females...
Done been dissed on the cool countless times & I live to tell the tale
I don't get sex much, matter of fact I'm still currently in a sex drought...

"Say what? Are you kidding me?! Well how long it's been, JSTA?"

9 Months & counting, definition of a horrible drought...
And here's the killing part: "I Got A Problem" & "I'm A Freak"...
You all done read the classics...
Remember this: "I need that release...and if I must hell, I'll even beat it"
I know, I know I'm terrible and this I know
And to add insult to injury, I took a L in real love...you know how the story goes
But through it all, Trevian J. is still standing tall
Tina told me, "Well go get it lil' daddy" & since then, it's been balls to the wall
Similar to the Underground King, Bun B...this is 2 Trill...
I feel so much like Pimp C, call me JSTA Chad...bitchhhhhh!!
Now that's Something Real for ya ass...bitchhhhhh!!!"


*Inspired by the song, "Something Real" by Trae feat. Slim Thug, Plies, & Brian Angel of Day 26*