You know, that I know
You know my name very well
Yet you hesitate to say it clear
"Hey what up Man, how you doin!"
Is the last thing I wanted to hear
Man?
Oh Really?
{I think to myself}
Since when did I become a man
I wonder if he is with somebody else...
So I entertain this conversation
Hey baby what you up to right now?
What time you coming over?
I thought you’d be here by now...
Oh I'm hanging out with Paul, he says
We are ch-ch-chillen in the bar
I'll be over in-in-in a few cause I-I aint even far
In the interim I heard love music playing softly from afar
I said ok I love you
Hope you get here soon
Okay... then he uttered the infamous no no…
Me too..
Me too?
Ok...
Who does this nicca think he is?
I know Paul works nights and he doesn’t drive either
This fool can't even get his story right,
Why should I believe him?
So before he could come home
I blew out all the candles that I set up for our special night
Grabbed my umbrella and jumped in my ride...
Ladies, I can't stand a mutha fucca lying
I went to the bar
Which was only across the street…
Not a soul in there
Just like I thought
I said in defeat
As I speed down the street
I’m looking for him on the opposite side
Just like a busted ass loser sitting in some broad’s passenger side
Then I thought what if I don't catch him
Cause that mutha fucca be tryin
To be slick n shit
Next thing I knew I was doing a u-turn
In the middle of the road
I took the back way and was gonna cut him off getting home
As I made my way across the train tacks I saw an unknown car in front my house
Fuck this red light I gotta see what this is bout
So through that light I went
Parked on the opposite side of the street
I saw some light skinned heffa drive off from in front of my house and then beep
I got out the car in a rage
And here comes this mutha fucka
Around the corner through the gate
Awwlll hell nawl {is what I’m saying inside}
As I reached the walk way this is what I asked him with a smile...
Hey baby, what you doing on the side of the house?
And whose car was that leaving?
{he said}
I don’t know what you t-talking bout...
P-Paul dropped me off round the c-c-corner
I went to the bodega to get a ca-corona
I walked home and i was just about to c-call ya
Oh really?
OKAY...
Well you know what...
{He set in for an embrace}
As he closes his eyes
The door slams in his face
{He bangs and bangs}
Baby what you doing?
Rose let me in!
{I peep through the peep hole}
Man get gone
Go home
I’m not playin
Nicca u better call pa-pa Paul
Stuttering mutha fucka
Know what I’m sayin'.
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