I got coochie tick tacks for smelly Cats lookin ass!
MOM? Do you ever get that NOT so Fresh Feeling, walking down the beach Summer's eve lookin ass!
My pimp fired me cause niggas wanted refunds after they hit lookin ass!
Niggas should scratch and sniff before they dip lookin ass!
"Yo cartoon watchin ass @ 5.00 am while your pussy smell like backyard weed lookin ass! BIOTCH!
Chicken of the sea smellin>>& >> funky catfish leftovers lookin ass!
My water was cut offf!! thats why my cat stanky as hell lookin ass!
I accidently swallowed shit and seaweed and it came out my coochie lookin ass!
Damn baby at least I bathe the last time we goosed, you remember last month lookin ass!
~Unpredictable Nature~:
****************YOU KNOW I HAVE TO CHANGE UP MY STYLE ERR'Y NOW AND THEN**********************
*I'm sorry I juss couldn't resist*
so damn, is it me or do you smell like you have two press ham san'whiches between yo legs
how many times do you have to walk around with the itch and burn to knwo that it's a yeast infection lookin ass
I stay awake all night douching with dish water and pineSol lookin ass
I went to the doctor and they aint have a cure for my stankin ass
how many gentle herpes commericals do I have to be in to finally get some help for this odor lookin ass
"Aww, baby don't worry about that, it's just looking like cottage chees when I get real wet" lookin ass
my nigga was two strokes into it when he threw up on my ass lookin ass
I need to change my diet from eating all these shrimps cuz it's coming out my pores lookin ass
why everybody look like that when I walk up, what, ya'll don't like the smell of 3 day old tampon lookin ass
I took drank some cranberry juice but my urinary tract got a mind of its own lookin ass
~~~Prettysugar10~~~:
I douched and a crab leg fell out my cat lookin ass!
My "homeboy" Ms. Bubbles said tart pussy make a nigga go crazy lookin ass ..lol
I heard if you dont clean your coochie you"ll grow balls like a man lookin ass!!! _________
I went to war with a pair of my dirty panties and ran Bin Laden out a cave lookin ass!!!
Yo mans dick ran up under his left nut when it saw it was that old smelly CAT LOOKin ass!!!
I went to SEA WORLD and got a standing ovation from a whale cause IM THE BIG FISH lookin ass!!!
They made a parfum for me call """ el stanka ho" lookin ass!!!!
(( Pretty WALKS OUT CTFU.... Confident her Pretty COOCHIE smells like Pure Seduction and a strawberry smoothie)))) >>> getem sis!!!
~Unpredictable Nature~:
my pussy sufferes from mononucleosis lookin ass why everybody ask me if I'm ok at the clinic lookin ass I pushed my finger up my coochie and it came out with no fingernail lookin ass molded bread aint got nothing on my pubic hair lookin ass I got that slick lizard skin in the crack of my thigh lookin ass "Bitch, he ain't cheating on me cuz we was at the clinic together after he gave me syphilis!" lookin ass my nigga laid his head in my lap and passed out lookin ass even after a shower I can smell myself lookin ass how many bottles of bleach do it take to cure a yeast infection lookin ass
*****I CAN'T NO NO MORE, I'M DYING INSIDE BUT WE'LL BE BACK CUZ WE GEARING UP AGAIN*****
p.s, coochie tacs??? 3 day old tampon????? my eyes are watering. You have officially put me off seafood especially prawns. what arrreee they feeeding yooooouuuuuuu!!!
I gagged reading this lol we got some of these fishy femented pussies up in england. they need to squeeze some limes and lemons into that douche solution. lmao. this was too funny but the sad reality is its applicable even inis age where there are multiple pussy products and soaps. Your write made me think of the women back in the 1900's who would wear a chastity belt for months in their husbands absence to stop them fucking. can you imagine the pungent aromas unleashed upon its removal, uuu... [+]more
I gagged reading this lol we got some of these fishy femented pussies up in england. they need to squeeze some limes and lemons into that douche solution. lmao. this was too funny but the sad reality is its applicable even inis age where there are multiple pussy products and soaps. Your write made me think of the women back in the 1900's who would wear a chastity belt for months in their husbands absence to stop them fucking. can you imagine the pungent aromas unleashed upon its removal, uuurrrggggghhhhhhhh this is a fave. sick, funny, aromatic in an inedible way lmfao 10* [-]collapse