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"Strippers Edition pt. 1"
A ~Unpredictable Nature~ and ~~~Prettysugar10~~~ Collaboration


  ~~~Prettysugar10~~~:

*** chilling at the stripper joint " Players Club JR." On sum Nigga tab named "Big Fresh", drinking like fish!!!!************

Imma get paid tonight cause this new tattoo is covering up my stab wombs looking ass

OHH shit Gary Coleman in dez peice tonight!!! past me the babywipes and my flats lookin ass!

Me and mama gone do a callab dance off "Its sum hoes in this house" lookin ass!

Attention yawl!!!!! WAkeshia had her wood leg replaced !!! lets show her sum love lookin ass!!!!!

PLease Give a warm welcome to """"MISS KE KE SHEPPARD""" APPOLLO dont know wat dey missing lookin ass!!!!

EXcuse the stage yawl .....BIG FREDA did the splits last night and broke the bitch lookin ass!!!!!

Please have all 100 dollar bills check at the door for accuracy!! no counterfeit money lookin ass!

UN! You see the sign on the door that states... " Pole riders and bootie clappers needed Asap! lOOKIN ASS!!! LOL


  ~Unpredictable Nature~:

Oh LAWD,
I though I was drunk but I saw Missy Elliott dance in her adidas thong and tennis-shoe boots lookin ass

Damn pretty, tell me this bitch and hit the stage with the pad that they give you at the hospital when you have a baby lookin ass

OMG!!!!!!!! I choked when this bitch came ova to give me a lap dance and SHE smelled like duck butter lookin ass

This nigga must think we stupid, cuz he pickin up the dollars he already threw at the stripper lookin ass

Err'body make room for Bone Crusher and his entourage cuz his baby mommma is premiering for the first time tonite lookin ass

BABY!!!!!!!!!!!! This bitch is up here with her stoamch wrapped up cuz she just gave birth lookin ass

We got Buffy the Body's lil sister-bestfriend-auntie's-play cousin coming to the stage lookin ass

The played "Flap Yo Wings" by Nelly and this big bitch got on stage and make her thighs clap lookin ass

NO DIS BITCH DIDN'T!!!!!!!!!!!! get on stage suffering from diarrhea with dat boo-boo stain on her thong lookin ass

HEY BELINDA!!!!!!!**waving* at my cousin cuz she back off house arrest lookin ass

Big Fresh shole look like Fazon Love from "Idlewild" while he sweatin and its cold in here lookin ass

This muthafucka got up here and stripped to "Stomp" by Kirk Franklin lookin ass

I got up to tip this stirpper and fell cuz the club aint reparied the hole in da floor yet lookin ass...

Pretty??, Did you go get that girl who be doing splits while she be praise dancing cuz we a stripper short tonite lookin ass.....

  ~~~Prettysugar10~~~:

LOL!!! not the big pad from the hospital lookin ass!!!!!

UN is it me or is "Magic Bootie" got a riped 20 dollar tatted between her ass lookin ass?

Big Fresh just admitted he iz a "SHE" lookin ass!!!

why in da fuck did "Solo Pussy" dance off of Mc Hammers "to legit" she tryin to get all my money lookin ass!!!! ( spitters joke) lol!!!!

Imma get on stage drunk when Amateur hour hits and dance off the ying yang twin'z song "wisper song" lookin ass!!!!

Why this nigga two tables down from us just tipped a bitch with his metro card lookin ass!!!


I went to take a piss and was offered a job in the Strippers bath room lookin ass!~!!


When I got back UN wuz arguring wit dez hoz named "LOOSE GRIB" bout the Physiologies of "how many pool balls she can try stuff in her ass look ass!!!!

^^^ Damn Shay!!! let her win !!!! ^^^ check out her name Sis!! lookin ass!!!!


My homeboy Miss Cookies who just performed is my pastors son lookin ass!


Hey Yawl!! " Dirty Hoe 304" will b serving wings & thangs in the BLUE room looking ass!!!

Now ACCEPTING Applications for Chicks wit Dicks lookin ass!!! ( they already work here lookin ass)

DRUNK AND seeing DOUBLE!!!! need bleach soap when I leave this hoe lookin ass!

























  ~Unpredictable Nature~:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~DEAD~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Dirty Hoe 304" coated those wings with "sherm" tryna seal the spicy taste lookin ass

I tried to tip "She-baby" a dollar and he threw it back at me lookin ass

The praise dancing stripper danced to "We Fall Down" by Donnie McClurkin lookin ass

The club be packed only on the 1st and the 15th lookin ass

They played "Splack-a-vellie" and ERR'Y stripper hit the stage lookin ass

Why dis bitch get on stage with some flourcent lights glued to her and called herself "Unpredictable Nature"?

Pretty got on stage at amateur hours and got beat by Big Fresh's gay ass 8 year old son lookin ass

Why is that nigga at the stage with a duffle bag full of dimes and stoch tape?

Why is "Tight Jaws" turning tricks in the dj booth?

I requested for the R.Kelly sex tape to play during intermission lookin ass (LMAOOOOO!!!)

We got a 2 for 8 special, u tip two strippers and u get 8 blowjobs by 8 different hoes in 8 minutes lookin ass

We got a blind stripper as our feature entertainer lookin ass

I threw up in my mouth cuz BIG FREDA came on stage in stickers lookin ass

I got paid to keep my clothes on at amateur hour lookin ass

If these bitches strip to "CRANK DAT" by Solijah Boy ONE MO TIME!!!!!!

We ran out of latex so the strippers started puttin cake mix on their tiddy's and pussy lookin ass

I might settle down with this stripper tonite cuz she paid me special attention lookin ass

We doing our annual wedding/baby shower at the club lookin ass

Bobby Brown is pimpin 3 of the hoes in da club lookin ass









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Date Submitted: Feb 23, 2008 (12:47 AM)
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  Jamillah
12/31/08 (04:07 AM) 
UN what in the world is goin on down there in Texas????? lmao... too too TOO too much, ya'll two... reading is hardly ever this fun..

  MzFyne_N_Bless...
11/13/08 (02:11 PM) 
LMAO...yall are KRAZZII!!! I cant believe yall collabed on summin like this, this is toooo funny. CTFU..yall are toooo funny, for realz. Ten starz

  A~BENEVOLENT~Q...
11/12/08 (05:48 PM) 
I CAN NOT STOP LAUGHING...YALL ARE WILD ASS HELL..10 STARS..GG

  getchamndrite
08/17/08 (05:18 PM) 
lmmfao..r u serious..with ya "this muthafucka got up here and stripped to 'Stomp' by Kirk Franklin lookin ass" ya'll are retarded..lovin this one..goin in my top right now

  *Miss Toya*
07/18/08 (01:48 PM) 
you know what...i'm so glad i read this.... i'm ctfu!!!! i love when i read a humor poem and it's actually funny...I'm still laughing but leaving before i get fired! lol!!! i done had one to many outbursts up in here today!!! ten starz!

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