Will you choose your woman the way you would a car?
Would you check the mileage just to see how far?
I'll be your saleswoman today, and before I get paid
I wanna tell you about our Hondas, our Wagons, and our Escalades
Our Hondas are the cheapest, and I'll gladly tell you why
Everybody "drives" it until the engine stops and dies
Should I move on to the Wagon, or have you been sold?
Cause if you're a smart man, you'll put that on hold
Our Wagons are equipped to hold a lot of junk
Everything your looking for is right in the "trunk"
It may lack a few screws but it'll get you through the cold
But just like a woman, everything that glitters ain't gold
Now sit back and relax and let me show you this Escalade
It's the best thing next to man that God has made
On your worst day, it'll still run like new
Never break down from the storm like them other cars do
It's beautiful on the outside and so is the interior
When compared to other makes and models, they become inferior
But this one will cost ya since these are hard to come by
The world is full of Hondas and Wagons, all waiting for you to buy
So tell me, have all of your options been weighed?
Will you be buying that Honda, that Wagon, or that Escalade?