THE EATER
How do you chop that side of beef?
And miss your finger tips,
I slice up the ham the size of a leaf,
Without a single cut,
So come on and tell me if you can,
THE COOKER
What does it take to be a butcher hawg.
Pork and lamb, beef for stew, I’ll eat it all
Chops and chicken cut for you,
Mince and offal all on show,
Come on man it's got to go,
THE CLEANER
I’M the butcher is ready to serve you,
Try a different cut and have some bangers too.
MR.INTUITVE is a cleaner whose cleaner than most,
Who has the right to gleefully boast,
That my floors are so beautifully clean,
That this cleaner has been called cleaner supreme,
Thats idea that dinner can be eaten off floors,
Could also lead to some undeniable flaws.
Buckets and mops may be tools of your trade,
But fools, some don't even make the grade,
To be a good cleaner they should follow your lead,
Like you good cleaners are in desperate need,
So never be sad, to hell with the rest,
Because as cleaners I'm truly the best.
THE MOVER
From New York to LA and back,
I carries bodies and dope on back, back seat Cadillac
Fk the other couriers all sorts of bits and bobs,
To businesses, factories and lofty snobs,
All over the country and even abroad,
A busy courier never gets bored.
Mob
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