It was a she or a he I really don’t know what it was,
Didn’t care to find out,
The she/ he wouldn’t let me rest,
It was always hungry always wanting something to eat,
Then it would turn around and make me throw up,
Fuck it!
Make up your damn mind,
The it wouldn’t let me rest,
Always on my damn mind,
A blotch that reminded me of how careless I had been,
Damn the being that had created the first man,
The first of a lying cheating breed,
Damn me for believing him,
Damn me for believing the two timing split tongued serpent of a man,
“Pull out I said” then lay there like the dumb bitch I was,
Gladly taking the forbidden fruit that he had to offer,
“I did” the lying fuck said as his eyes rolled over in pleasure,
I wonder why ignorance and stupidity had chosen that particular place and time,
to fuck with me,
As fate would have it,
Three months later I had it growing in me,
See you don’t understand I don’t want it,
Damn it why was I so fucking stupid,
I want it out and I want it out now.