Summer is here and I just LOVE ME SOME SUMMER TIME IN THE CITY
I get to skateboard or rollerblade, sweating away all frustrations, anytime day or night
Early in the morning, Central and Prospect Parks are so peaceful
Creating an illusion that you live in a quiet...(excuse me hold on a sec.)
**What? Why The Fuck Would You Ask Me To Shove A Pine Cone In Your...
GET YO NASTY PINE CONE MOLESTING ASS OUTTA MY FACE!!!
I'm Sorry Where Was I...Damn! Only In N.Y., Would A Nature-Lover Take
The Whole Idea Out Of Context!...OOooo Look At the Pretty Swimming Cockroach!...
Anyhoo...
Yeah, this is a quiet town, before all the riff-raff starts to pour into the streets
Even skating along the West Side Highway, watching the Hudson River in its calm state
As N.Y.C Jellyfish (used condoms) float lifelessly down
Causing me to fall into a deep thoughtful meditative state...
Was it scented? It looks like Lifestyles Brand...Was it ribbed for her pleasure?
Ewww...maybe it was for his...okay meditation over...
Anyhoo...
I Love Summertime in the City...
You can always tell who's still in Old School Mode, by the amount of Baby Powder
They have thickly covering their necks, chest, shoulders and back...
Uhhh Excuse Me Lady, Shea Butter is better and its a natural sunscreen...
Oh what a beautiful Afro you have, under your arm pitts!
Do you use AfroSheen or UltraSheen?
Really!..hahaha...Well its beautiful! Power To The People Sis!...Have A Good Day...
Anyhoo...
Yeah I love this city...
The sights, the sounds, the "WHAT THA FUK IS THAT SMELL!!?"
Dude!!! You own this store right and you sell deodorant...
Then Why Don't You Use That Shit!..Advertise It For Just A Little While..DAMN!!
One Dab or Swipe Won't Kill You!!...
AAAhhhh Summer, Summer, SummerTime In New Fuckin York!!!
Where Smiling Faces, Turn Into Shit-Smelled Reactions In 0.2 seconds
And Most Folks Idea of Keeping-It-Real...Is Really Just A Bad Idea...
Cause The Attitudinal Sour Twisted Face Glance is not inviting or attractive
You may draw flies, but thats about it...I know its too hot sweety...but smile
CAUSE ITS SUMMER TIME IN NEW YORK BABY!!!!