Travelling on a train, through various stations of my life
my heart’s the conductor, and my mind is the motorman
NEXT STOP...CHILD BIRTH ST....STAND CLEAR OF THE CLOSING DOORS
I dont know what’s up with this new weird place, oohhh but I know her,
OOoooo and I know the both of them two soft...FOOD!!!! Yum Yum Yum...Burp!
NEXT STOP...TODDLER PLACE....STAND CLEAR OF THE CLOSING DOORS
Yeah!! Thats right..I did it! So What!!..OUCH! WAHHHHHH!!!
Well, whats that over there....GONG!!!....OUCH! WAHHHHH!!!
No! Shut-up! Shit!...WHAP!!!...what did I say?! WAHHHHHH!!!
Whats this dangling between my...OUCH!!! WAHHHHHH!!!!!
NEXT STOP...PREPUBESCENCE ROAD...STAND CLEAR OF THE CLOSING DOORS
I know I’m cute, funny, and I can run fast all day, I’m gonna jump down those...BONG!! MAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
I dont wanna do this homework...Batman is on!! PLEASSEE!!!.
I just love Peanut Butter and Jelly, Ice Cream, Candy, I can fit the whole pack of gum in my mouth!!
Why is my Privacy Hard??? Ohhh...hehehe..feels funny!!! Tickle Tickle Tickle..hehehe
NEXT STOP...PREADOLESCENCE DRIVE...STAND CLEAR OF THE CLOSING DOORS
I’m Kool!! and she is Cute!!...But I’m scared to kiss her...Smooch!!! WOW!!!
I wanna be Colt Seavers “The Fall Guy”, the best Stunt-man..Watch this...BLAM!! OOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!...What!! I need Stitches..WAHHHHHH!!!!!
Watch me do this skateboard trick...WAM!!...who turned out the lights, and how did I get in the hospital?
NEXT STOP...PUBERTY SQUARE...STAND CLEAR OF THE CLOSING DOORS
Damn Pimples!! I’m a Man!! I got a mustache....see!!! and A Hair on my chest too!!!
Ohhhh Shit!!! Jerk Jerk Jerk Jerk...Ohhh Shit!! Jerk Jerk Jerkk Ooooo..Oh My Gawd!!!
I THINK I BROKE IT!!! WHAT’S THIS WHITE STUFF...Ma?!! oohh, i can’t tell her that...
I ain’t no Punk! I beat that dude down...Yeah Who wants some next...You? WHAM!..
I could’ve beat him if he wouldn’t have snuffed me...I didnt lose the fight...He sucker punched me!
Ohhh...Ohhhh....Yeah! Im gettin some...Yeah....SPLASH!!...DAMN! THAT WAS FAST!...Let’s try it again...YEAH!!!
I hate this place, I can’t wait to turn 18...I’M MOVING!!!
NEXT STOP...ADULT PLACE...STAND CLEAR OF THE CLOSING DOORS
What!!! TAXES!!!...What!! That Much For Rent!!...What!! Food....What!! I can’t get those new kicks!!!...Maahhhh!!!! uhhhh...I LOVE U!!!

Now 20 years and Three Children Later....
I just wanna move back in with mom, and go to school...
Life is a Trip...STAND CLEAR OF THE CLOSING DOORS