There comes a time when
you've done all that you can do.
And to continue
would only make things worse, so
you write a haiku.

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Dr. Who is leaving gs.
If you've enjoyed his comic stylings, inflammatory and victriolic rhetoric, unabated sexuality, frequent use of expletives, mysogynistic and ethnic slurs, droll humor, overt and mean-spirited christianity, intenshunal misspellingz, ExPeriMentAl LiTerARy DeVicEs, new-word coinage (as in "Wonderlust" & "MEsus"), ability to escribir en espanglish, und auch deutschesprachen, jamaican patois --ya mon!, his almost-magical ability to "know" everything, his website: http://www.newjackchurch.org ...

if you've enjoyed all these things! but you haven't have you? yep, things that a normal human being would find colorful and unique, you feel threatened by. that's why you bookmarked me, and never comment! (don't ask how i know...)

you find me offensive, arrogant, patronizing,.. and worst of all, u wanna have my kids! lol

just admit it, biatch!!

but before I go, I just got one thing to say..

Mr. Clean is tha man -- I'll tell'ya why!
Cuz he knows whether or not it's wet or dry!
He's behind that smile, with his almond complexion
I need that bald head to give my ass some affection!

My husband, Mr. Brawny, duzn't luv me no more!
All he ever does is burst through the f*cking door!
With his lumberjack shirt, and his constant grin
(Maybe I should change tha locks so he can't get in!)

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If anyone needs me, I'll be in my room...

~Petrus Romanus (aka Dr. Who)

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